Monday, October 27, 2008

A Bit of Peace, Also Known As...

...a Quantum of Solace. Yes, yes. Go ahead. Rake me over the coals for that one. What can I do? I've been working a steady stream of 12-hour days. I'm pissed because I haven't posted here in weeks. Gimme a break, kids.

Actually, I'm looking for just that: a bit of peace from the rabid Bond fans out there, who in spite of being blown away by
Casino Royale, still find the time, energy, and vitriol to post all of the things wrong with Quantum of Solace that will have nothing to do with how good the movie is.

For example, fans are all a-twitter that Mr. Craig won't be uttering the most famous line of introduction in all of cinema: "The name is Bond. James Bond."

And I ask you this: who cares? How is it that the fate of this film's quality rests on six words? Seriously? We're agitated by this? Dear me. I mean, I take the Bondian world more seriously than most, but that's such a bewilderingly petty thing on which to fixate. I could attack it from a purist's (i.e. loyal to the novels) point of view and cite the fact that he did not introduce himself that way in every single one of Fleming's tales. Why should I, though? It. Doesn't. Matter.

Let's talk about the song. Oh, yes...the theme song: yet another component on which the quality of the film
does not rest. You can have a great song without the film to match (A View to a Kill or Live and Let Die, anyone?) or vice versa (can't say I'm the biggest fan of From Russia with Love's theme, though it's certainly not bad).

Which brings us to the first duet in Bond history: the inimitable Jack White and Alicia Keys (to whom I give no adjective, since I had no real feeling for her before this song) with "Another Way to Die." To be honest, the first time I heard this song, I was pretty neutral to it. It certainly wasn't--as many fans claim--as actively awful as Madonna's "Die Another Day," but it was no "GoldenEye" or "You Know My Name" either.

Again, I can defend this on rational grounds: 1) like "You Know My Name," "Another Way to Die" sounds as though the lyrics perfectly suit some of the things we can expect to see in the film, and 2) upon further reflection, Jack White's composition is a wonderfully modern homage to John Barry's score for
On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

Again, though--it doesn't matter. The film won't be made by that credit sequence over which an inevitably truncated version of this track will play.

So let's talk about the final bit of controversy: the run time. How dare they give us the shortest running Bond film (
QoS) immediately after the longest (CR)! This from people who've likely never seen a film by Budd Boetticher. A 78-minute Bond film? Believe it or not, I'd love to see how that would play.

To the issue at hand, though, this is the one potential flaw of the upcoming Bond film. Granted, if they end up having needed to tell more story than they did, then the shorter run time is definitely a factor. However, if 1 hour and 45 minutes isn't enough time...

After all, if I'm honest with myself and you, good reader, the Bond films as a whole are much too long. There. I've said it.

Forgive me. Taking a deep breath before resuming.

Look at what is now the next shortest film:
Goldfinger. Everyone's darling example of what a Bond film should be, clocking in as 1 hour 50 minutes. Watch it again sometime. Then come back and tell me how surprised you were at how slow it was. And I'll say, "I know. I noticed that too."

Again, we haven't seen
Quantum of Solace yet, so let's not pre-judge. Stow the vulture shtick and do what I do. Look forward to it like it's going to be the best Bond yet. After all, isn't that what real fans do? Sure, we all have our preferences, our tastes, our idiosyncrasies, but at the end of the day, we look forward. We anticipate. We ready ourselves for a great experience, which always gives me more than a bit of peace.

I'm also given a bit of peace by the fact that my Bond-fan-friends do not fall into that variety I've described above. Indeed, I'm considering wiping the floor with some of those fans at a Bond trivia contest at the Sundance Theater in Madison on November 11 (For prizes, kids! Prizes!). I believe it's teams of three. If you're a friend and a Bond aficionado, do let me know if you'd like to join me for this. I'm on the fence about it at present.

One last thing. Those of you who've read my old post on my ranking of the Bond films with capsule reviews can skip what's ahead, as it's a rehash from my old blog. For those of you who haven't seen it before...well...if you're finding yourself woefully underexposed to the Bond catalogue--or you're just wondering what the hell I'm thinking--then let me give you an idea of how they all stack up.

You won't find the original versions of
Casino Royale here or Never Say Never Again, since none of them are canon. Yes. Canon. I'm serious. As to the other 21, here we go:

21.
The Man with the Golden Gun—Christopher Lee is really the only force opposing the onslaught of poor pacing, the ennui-packed plotting, and the racist rants of Sheriff J.W. Pepper. I suppose Roger Moore is good in his more serious moments, but he's given wholly stupid allies and an exclusively disapproving M (I prefer M in more of the paternal role). If there's one Bond I wouldn't recommend, this is it.

20.
Diamonds Are Forever—Charles Gray as Blofeld. Uh-uh. Blofeld in drag. Uh-uh. Bond in a moon buggy pursued by three-wheelers. Strike 3, kids! Even so, Jill St. John is fetching, and for whatever reason I find Wint & Kidd amusing. Sean Connery is back, but only to slightly good effect. It's fair to say the first half of the movie is much more interesting than the second, but this is not the follow-up to On Her Majesty's Secret Service that I wanted to see.

19.
Moonraker—Not the worst Bond film ever—I'm just as surprised as you are. Set aside the absurdity of Bond in space, as well as the name Holly Goodhead (insert your giggle here). Michael Lonsdale gives a fantastic performance as Drax, and Moore is able to inject some much needed gravitas (weirdly enough) into the proceedings. Yes, yes, the gondola leaps from canal to land, but somehow it just fits here. And the wrist gun…well…I thought that was the height of cool when I was 8.

18.
A View to a Kill—Starring Roger Moore's stuntman, it's true, but the Silicon Valley/earthquake plot has always fascinated me (reminiscent of Lex Luthor's schemes). Walken is Walken—seldom a bad thing—and the film excels when Moore and Walken are sharing the screen. The fight on the Golden Gate at the end and the City Hall fire sequence still excite me to this day. Certainly, Tanya Roberts is dreadful, but the Duran Duran theme compensates somewhat.

17.
Live and Let Die—Seriously underrated in almost every way and in many ways grittier and more serious than For Your Eyes Only. Moore begins his tenure coolly and with true panache. Seeing Quarrel, Jr., helping Bond in the field still makes me smile. Jane Seymour's character is fascinating both for her innocence and her clairvoyance. Additionally, I give you three words: Yaphet Kotto, baby. And the theme? KICK ASS. On the down side, no Q, no scope frame, and some frightening stereotypes (both black and white).

16.
Die Another Day—It's the lost masterpiece of the franchise. The first hour is some of the best Bond ever. And then we hit the ice palace. Even after I say those things, it's not really fair to draw such a sharp line divvying up the film's successes from its failures (as many have). I think the movie had an incredibly timely plot, a fantastic performance by Brosnan (who, after finding his true stride in The World Is Not Enough, exuded a kind of confidence in the role all but surpassing his predecessors), and a mostly compelling supporting cast (particularly Toby Stephens and Rosamund Pike). If only I could go back and recut the film, the main problem would disappear—Halle Berry. Seriously, if she's supposed to be Bond's equal, then why is she: a) always having to be rescued by him, and b) not particularly smart or witty? Couldn't they have just brought Michelle Yeoh back?

15.
You Only Live Twice—While people claim Goldfinger as the quintessential Bond film, I can't help but think that a great many people's impressions of Bond are as equally shaped by this film. Pleasance's Blofeld, the volcano base, being bathed by bikini-clad beauties—it's all here! (For Mike Myers to remind us!) Connery is still fantastic, but it's easy to tell he's a little tired of the role. All in all, it's a hugely fun picture (Little Nellie! Oh, she's a wonderful girl!). My only gripes—the pacing's off at times, and the head of Japanese SIS should not ever seem like an idiot.

14.
Octopussy—Following the mostly serious For Your Eyes Only, this film puts more of the silly back into the fray. I gotta say—it still works somehow. Moore, aging though he is, pulls off both the intensity and the frivolity of Bond with equal aplomb. Louis Jordan makes for an appealing if not altogether compelling villain, and Maud Adams (as the titular character, the title itself no doubt what ensured the film's success on home video) is leaps and bounds more fascinating than her character in The Man with the Golden Gun. On the down side, there are too many fucking circus clowns.

13.
Thunderball—SPECTRE is at its best here, stealing atomic bombs to extort money from the governments of the world (always a great plan, kids). Adolfo Celi has the right amount of menace (that eye patch doesn't hurt), and Luciana Paluzzi (insert longing here) is absolutely stunning as Fiona Volpe. Post-Goldfinger, Connery's got the role down cold and effortlessly maintains his swagger of comfort and cool. John Barry's score is particularly excellent. The movie drags in the underwater sequences, though, which causes the climax to feel rushed. Sadly, this was Terence Young's last feature in the series, and while this one wasn't on par with Dr. No or From Russia with Love, it would be a while before the films saw as skilled a director.

12.
Dr. No—The template for all to follow, Dr. No holds up as a well-constructed straightforward espionage thriller. The film takes itself very seriously (perhaps a little too much so, but better to err on the serious side than the silly), and Connery's no different. To steal a line from the song "Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang," while he's suave and he's smooth, and he can soothe you like vanilla, the gentleman's a killah. There's a rough quality to Connery that only adds to the menace already within Bond. Joseph Wiseman is great as the title character, exuding the kind of epic, elegant arrogance that he would bequeath to of all the great Bond villains. It's light on score variety but heavy on thrills. Oh, and Ms. Andress, you may rise from the sea now.

11.
The Spy Who Loved Me—I know, I know! We'll remake You Only Live Twice and improve it! Essentially, that's what happened here. I'll always wonder how a straight adaptation of the novel would look (awkward as it would be). However, what Goldfinger is to Connery's run, this film is to Moore's. The Spy Who Loved Me shows us how underwater sequences should be shot (i.e. at a faster pace than Thunderball), and the final assault with Bond and all of the sub crews is still something that hasn't been equaled in subsequent films. Barbara Bach is a solid match for Roger Moore, and Richard Kiel gives us the man with the metal teeth. However, Marvin Hamlisch leaves a little to be desired (though I do have a soft spot for "Bond '77").

10.
Tomorrow Never Dies—Oh, Michelle…I wanted you back so badly for another film. How could you leave us? Brosnan has some wonderful darker moments (I'm thinking particularly of the scene where he executes Vincent Schiavelli's character), and it's decidedly one of the most action-packed films in the whole series. Dame Judi makes for a less adversarial M here, which begins the transformation into a maternal figure that lasts to this day, proving her a more-than-worthy successor to Bernard Lee. Down side—Jonathan Pryce is a little absurd (that scene where he's slapping the keyboard with one hand pretending to type is embarrassing), and Teri Hatcher doesn't have the acting chops (or the lines, in fairness) to portray Bond's former love.

9.
The World Is Not Enough—Again, one bad casting decision ruins an otherwise perfectly good movie. Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist. And, with lines like, "Someone's tampered with the bomb!" I just don't have the words, really. Take her out of the picture, though, and it would jump a few on the list. The reveal of the villain is easily the most satisfying in the series, and the picture overall feels more like a Fleming tale than the other Brosnan films. Sophie Marceau's more sophisticated and emotionally compelling performance makes up for Richards' "presence," and Robert Carlyle is icily impressive as the terrorist who can feel no pain. Brosnan is the real treasure here, though, giving what is perhaps the most quintessential interpretation of the movies' Bond.

On a sadder note, this was Desmond Llewellyn's last film as Q, as he died shortly after the picture was released. His last moment in the film, where he says, "Always have an escape plan," and then descends below the floor…I swear that scene makes me cry every single time I see it.

8.
For Your Eyes Only—For my money, this is Moore's best film. From the very start, when we see him go to his wife's grave, we know this is going to be a different Bond than Moore has previously played.Moore has previously played. There are more thrills than frills in what is the most realistic story of Moore' tenure. Carole Bouquet is also the most fascinating of Moore's bevy of Bond Women as a daughter out to avenge the murder of her parents. While the film's villain (John Glover) isn't terribly compelling on his own, it's the history between him and Bond's eventual ally (Topol) that makes the film remarkable. Well, that and the ski chases…with the motorcycles and the bobsled. And Roger Moore acting his age. ("Now you put your clothes on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.") Down side: the score. Not the song. The score.

7.
GoldenEye—"There is no substitute," read the teaser poster. Damn right. Bond had been absent from the screen for 6 years (how I survived is beyond me), and Pierce Brosnan and Martin Campbell brought him back with an earth-shattering bang. Upon recent viewing, the film did seem a little more dated to me than it had, but it's still Brosnan's best. I fell in love with Famke Janssen here as the charmingly psychotic and absurdly named Xenia Onatopp (being crushed by her thighs mid-coitus would be an acceptable way to go). Izabella Scorupco was a good romantic match for Brosnan (their scene on the beach, when she's basically criticizing everything Bond's out to do, is one of my favorites in the film and the series). Ultimately, though, props go to Sean Bean as Alec Trevelyan, Agent 006. Having Bond face a former 00—more than that, an old friend—remains of the best ideas in Bond history. On the down side, Eric Serra's "experimental" score, a bit of a sag in the middle, and seeing Joe Don Baker's ass cheek. On the up side, Brosnan slid into Bond's suit as though he'd always been wearing it.

6.
Goldfinger—As damn near everybody says, this is the quintessential Bond film. I suppose that's accurate. The argument could be made that, once this film came along, you could combine portions of it and the first two films and get any of the later films. Gert Frobe was the best villain of the Connery run. "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!" Really, does it get much better than that? This is the kind of megalomaniacal eloquence we expect from our Bond villains. And Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore…well...little more need be said, I suppose. We get the interplay between Bond and Q here, as well as the Aston Martin DB5 (with modifications). It's true: the movie mostly fires on all cylinders, but it loses serious points for Cec Linder's lame, aw-shucks portrayal of Felix Leiter, Bond's vomitous blue bathrobe and indictment of The Beatles, and the grandma packing a machine gun. And as I said above, it's just too slow for being now the second shortest film in the series.

5.
The Living Daylights—While I remember seeing A View to a Kill in the theatres, this is the first Bond film that had a true impact on me. Admittedly, even though there's a lot to like in this film, Timothy Dalton was the biggest reason for that impact. Here was a man who was willing to bring Fleming's character to the screen—fortunate for me, since I was 9 at the time and had already read most of Fleming's novels. Like Casino Royale would later do, The Living Daylights takes the source story and expands the plot to make for an elaborate espionage picture. I agree with the criticism that there are too many villains with none to take center stage, but complaints that the plot is too complicated are just plain ridiculous. Spy films should be complex, people. I like Maryam d'Abo here as one of the more vulnerable Bond Women; hers is a solid performance, and she and Dalton exude good chemistry. In addition, this was the film that proved that a-Ha was a 3-hit wonder instead of a 2-hit wonder.

4.
On Her Majesty's Secret Service—Everyone gives George Lazenby shit (myself included). Everyone should keep two things in mind, though. 1) It took balls to follow Connery. 2) Lazenby wasn't an actor, and thus wasn't given time to develop the character beyond this film. That said, he brings a powerful physicality to the role (those fight scenes never happened to the other fella). Diana Rigg, as Bond's one true love, at once proves his match in playfulness and in darkness, and both their marriage and the tragedy thereafter are consistently moving sequences. And who knew Kojak would make the best Blofeld? John Barry's score provides the perfect accompaniment to both the action (from Bond's escape from Blofeld's mountain base to the final assault) and the romance (particularly when Bond proposes). Some of the scenes with Blofeld's girls are tiresome, and one wishes for a tighter continuity with You Only Live Twice (Bond and Blofeld have met before, you know), but ultimately, even without Connery in the role, it's the most epic film of the series.

3.
Licence to Kill—Alright, alright, let's get it out of the way: the film looks dated, the bar fight is a little awkward, and it's got Wayne Newton. There. That's all that's bad about Licence to Kill in my humble opinion (and Wayne Newton isn't that bad). For a long time, this was my favorite Bond film and the closest to Fleming it got. I've always liked Michael Wilson's description of this film as the Yojimbo of the Bond series. A spy-gone-rogue set up gets me every time. The film's also got arguably the strongest Bond Woman in Carey Lowell, a beautiful and tough-as-nails informant who's able to come to Bond's rescue for a change. And Robert Davi exemplifies my vision of the mirror-Bond villain. The relationship between Bond and his best friend, Felix Leiter, was never better realized than in this picture. Dalton too came into his own, giving the single strongest performance of the series next to Daniel Craig.

2.
From Russia with Love—Without a doubt, the best of the Connery films. In terms of sheer espionage, it gives Casino Royale a run for its money and may actually exceed it in that respect. Connery looks so tough here that he would have made John Wayne run away in tears. Pedro Armendariz provides us with the best non-Leiter ally, and the scenes between him and Connery always make me smile. Picking up where Dr. No left off in terms of SPECTRE plot elements, we get our first (partial) glimpse of Blofeld (gotta love the fighting fish scene), and Vladek Sheybal as master planner Kronsteen knocks my socks off. Daniela Bianchi is wonderful as said love from Russia, Tatiana Romanova, but in the end, Robert Shaw is the best part of this film. Not only do he and Connery execute one of the greatest fight scenes in cinema history, but he's probably the most physically imposing and dangerous character in the films (yes, more than Jaws). The film also provides us with the best 30-Second Bunnies line: "The decoder weighs 10 kilos. James! Make love to me!"

1.
Casino Royale—When I watched the film for the first time, I failed to see Daniel Craig. I saw only James Bond. While that happened to some degree with Dalton, the impression of seeing what is so close to my personal vision of Bond has never been so powerful. Craig evokes all of the elements of how Fleming created Bond, how the movies adapted him, and, most importantly, how I view him. Spookily enough, Eva Green (let's all take a minute to sigh longingly) is almost exactly how I pictured Vesper when I was a 9-year-old reading the novel for the first time. This is an almost perfect film (it would have been perfect had it, you know, never ended). I saw it 14 times at the screen, and from the B&W teaser sequence to the final scene (which is the greatest ending of any movie), I love it more with every viewing. If you dislike this movie, we'll need to have a talk, and when I say that, I mean I'll be doing the talking. In short, James Bond Has Returned.

And I for one can't wait to see where I'll put
Quantum of Solace.

1 comment:

heinz said...

Hey! I always thought the best theme song was the theme song for Moonraker!

Moo-oonraker!
He's the man with the moonish rake!
The moonish rake!